A Long-expected Party, or, Leaving the Shire
I had a going-away party at my house in Somerville on Saturday. Still not going to be leaving town for another nine days or so, but I figured best have the party before I start really obsessing over the last minutiae of preparations for the trip. I set up a Typo Creation Station in the living room, where guests could make their favorite typo and put it on the wall with sticky letters. Construction paper for cutting out states, real or metaphysical, was also provided. Some twenty-odd people showed up, and by the end of the evening the walls were covered with choice erroneous samples and all manner of bizarre cutouts. Needless to say, I was touched. I was even more moved by the well wishes and various offerings that my friends brought me to sweeten my months on the road. Now I have everything from a collection of comedic albums to a traditional hula-girl dash-enhancer to homemade road tunes to a ridiculously generous pair of gift cards that could serve well as bail should I occasion the wrath of some pastoral sheriff in the cradle of America. That’s one r and two f’s, mind you.
I started to think to myself what a fool I was for planning to leave these singular people behind for two and a half months, after I’d somehow been lucky enough to come into the grace of their friendship. And Jane for a month and a half, until I meet with her for our journey across the vast northern plains. Then my thoughts wandered to the even darker specter of what might happen if I only get into my grad school choices out in the far West. Yes, I always know what needs to be done, but that doesn’t make it any less wrenching. I understand, finally, how some folks, hell, many folks end up staying in the same area their whole lives. You draw the skeins of human connection about you until at last you feel that you belong. The fact that I’ve happened to fall in with people of remarkable warmth, humor, and generosity certainly doesn’t make it any easier.
But here is our chilly reality. I’m two days away from my twenty-eighth birthday, perilously close to the time when one must Get One’s Shit Together once and for all. This could be the last opportunity I have both the time and the funds for such a ludicrous adventure, before I go and really wreck my career for good. (Or, Inshallah, return to the snug bosom of academia for a spell.) This could also be the moment that I, and my illustrious companions in the service of TEAL, change the world. A fantasy, perhaps, but if the only way I have to make a dent in the world’s great hull of indifference is through alleviating a few verbal eyesores, then so be it.
So, my friends, I gots to do what I gots to do, but I’ll be back. And don’t believe for a hot second that I won’t be thinking of you all the while as I navigate the marvels and perils of this impossibly vast country.
February 25th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I found your site on google blog search and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. Just added your RSS feed to my feed reader. Look forward to reading more from you.
- Randy Nichols.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:47 am
bon voyage Kaptain.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
The irony that this blog is riddled with typos. Also, go easy on the immigrant/ESL shop proprietors. If they misspell “rutabaga,” so what? They know two languages and you don’t!
March 9th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Hey J. Paul, feel free to point out the typos to Jeff, but I’m just as much a nitpick as my pal Jeff, and I’ve yet to see one in his own writing.
I can sense in you the heart of a master typoist (not yet a word, but it should be); I know that you must feel defensive in the shadow of this juggernaut of word-correcting, but fear not–the kindness with which you are corrected will be glorious.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
As for the typos on this blog: Please either put spaces around your en dashes or use the wider em dash instead (no spaces). I do appreciate that you are using dashes at all, though
(I know, thanks to WordPress)
May 27th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
How about the apostrophe in the phrase “one r and two f’s”? I’m sure that doesn’t need to be in there!